I’m 80 and I fantasize about sex. Deal with it.

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The only people who’ll be shocked by that headline are the young, smug jerkoffs who think they invented sex. The kind of young, smug jerkoff I was when I lived with my older brother and sister-in-law in 1957 in San Mateo, California. I was a virginal eighteen and my brother, sixteen years older, had invited me to come and live with him and his family and go to junior college, back when California was still…